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C: Mommy, do you know why boy cannot born baby?

M: hmmm...(thinking how to explain to her)

C: mommy i know i know, let me explain to you.... ok, you know baby born from bottom right? (pointing to her private part) and than boy penis is long and thin..so if the baby come out from the penis..the baby will shape like hotdog...than...if the baby is born from the bottom...the baby will come out chubby chubby!

M: Bwhahaaaaa who told you this? This is not true

C: Teacher told us one...and mommy..why you told me baby came out from tummy? baby also come out from bottom too! (pointing to her private part again)

M: ...cant stop laughing..amost fell to the ground